FOOTBALL RESURRECTED

Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Tom," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with GOLD & BLUE sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous LOS ANGELES RAMS logo flag.

Tom looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even won a few Super Bowls against the Rams."

God said "So what's your point, Tom?" "Well, why does Kurt Warner get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said: "Tom, that's not Kurt Warne's house....

It's Mine."